This is my little blog about life, and the things I learned along the way. I was once in a very dark place – no happiness, no joy, no love, – and how I was able to pick myself up and create a wonderful, special and fulfilling life. My only goal now is to spread the word…teach others what I’ve learned before I leave this glorious and wonderful planet, and maybe, just maybe, get a chance to share it with Oprah … or at least at AA.
I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth
Published March 29, 2008 Life 5 CommentsTags: ego, happiness, Life, life's lessons, love, Oprah, self-help
teach us, oh Master, teach us!
teach us ?!
oh, puh-leeeease!
well, I love Oprah, and I think it’s a wonderful aspiration for you to be on her show!
Good Luck!
STOP STEALING MY FUCKING LINES!
Good Lord, Professor, you know I could help you teach the illiterate masses a thing or two, if only they were able to read!
Yes, I remember how you clawed your way out from the darkness of failure and depression, via the bottom of more than a few bottles of cheapest King Robert whisky, being ejected from numerous AA meetings for lewd behaviour, losing your wife, house, life’s savings and even the shirt from your own back, and finally emerging, like an overweight phoenix from the flames of a counterfeit Zippo lighter, into the new dawn of enlightenment, happiness, and enduring Love.
i bet you only made it because you read my seminal work: Doctor Randy Bungga’s “A Perfect Day: The Art Of Realistic Perfection”, eh?! (Priced competitively at $24.99 at all reduced-for-clearance bookstores near you).
Cheers to you & GOOD LUCK!
Doc Randy