The professor has been on a very strict budget and is once again on the wagon. So what’s one to do when down and troubled and need a helping hand … YOUTUBE!! Tons of great stuff from Monty Python on YouTube. We recommend that your top “to-do” for today at work is to whistle the song “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life” as your enter and exit any meeting.
Professor,
Last time I saw your considerable girth “on the wagon” you were horribly strewn across the hood of a 1973 convertible Volkswagon Beetle, drunk as the proverbial skunk, and rolling to the beat of The Stones’ classic “Honky Tonk Woman”. Needless to say it was not a pretty sight, and certainly one I would never wish to reconstruct.
On budgets: well, I’m with Michael Winner, legendary director of the Death Wish movies and current scourge of the restaurant business, when he says: Money has absolutely no value unless it is spent. Although that is far easier to say for those of us who are keeping a full chest of loot rather than squandering it at the race track.
On YouTube: well, as a expert on all things, not least popular culture, I can vouch for the fact that it offers many hours of entertainment for people who enjoy watching cats fall off greasy tables or Jackass wannabes rolling down bumpy hills in discarded barrels, but it hardly constitutes intellectual stimulation, does it?
On Monty Python, there is of course much praise. I will forever remember the wonderful sight of “The Man Who Has Chosen The Means Of His Own Death”, being chased by a bevvy of topless and busty women over the edge of a cliff, the wonders of nature bouncing every which way, and the terrified-yet-happy look on his face. I have seen a similar look on your own face, Professor, on many similar occasions, but to my chagrin you still haven’t found the cliff edge. Perhaps cliff edges don’t exist in the sweatiest nookie parlours of old Shanghai?! But the lemming+breasts life does seem to suit you well old boy, so keep it up!
Yours, always looking on brighter sides of Life,
Dr Randy Bungga
I had a Volkswagon Beetle once but some fat drunk put big dent in hood and I sell it for scrap.
if my life was a piece of shit, i’d like to think at least it would have half a peanut sticking out of it, but fact of the matter is, i don’t even have that!
My Boy! What on earth is all this talk about “Monty’s Python”? Are you a closet toilet trader in need of some education in the Brown Arts of manly amour?! I will be happy to oblige!
f’ing homos!
There’s really no need for that kind of language. I mean, I cannot condone homosexuality, because, just like unmarried sexual intercourse, it goes against the laws of God and Nature, but that doesn’t mean you should go around using vulgarity. You should be ashamed of yourself, not that it will really matter because you’ll certainly be going to Hell (with all the f’ing homos you hate so much)!
why can’t we all just get along…?!