Guys, we have often found it’s useful to pull out of your ass a bit of poetry at the precisely right moment. Although it may be a bit harder than memorising a good Irish joke, classic poetry can show how sensitive and literary you are to your date.
For today, we’ll start with a popular one from E.E Cummings, This one can be useful for wedding toasts, funerals, or just trying to get some.
i carry your heart with me(i carry it in
my heart)i am never without it(anywhere
i go you go,my dear; and whatever is done
by only me is your doing,my darling)
i fear
no fate (for you are my fate,my sweet) i want
no world (for beautiful you are my world,my true)
and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is youi carry your heart(i carry it in my heart)
That’s one of my favourite poems! Thank you! Any man that read that to me would surely get into my large panties! But I don’t get to meet many me on account of always being at home reading poetry and making cross-stitch pictures of my 6 dogs – Winnie, Minnie, Binnie, Ginnie, Vinnie, and Butch.
dunno what chicks see in all that arty farty crap. i haven’t read a book since I left school, and I don’t plan on starting again now.
I’m with beefcake – what’s with all these sensitive chicks wanting flowers and candlelit dinners and you to behave like in the romance books where whenever it gets interesting they just go dot dot dot…? I’d prefer a full on illiterate slut any day of the week!
i guess women and men are just different species, biologically convinced – by some cruel twist of fate – that they should procreate and give rise to the nastiest mongrel offspring the universe has ever seen!
anyone for surgical sterilization?
every day I end up with more sterilized milk bottles than i can sell, while the regular stuff sells like hot cakes. not such a nice day for me!
i had a girlfriend once, she was so fine, titties gave out powdered milk! mmmmmmmmm…
what the hell’s that got to do with poetry for godssake ?!