Never make a pretty woman your wife! take it from my personal point of view – get an ugly girl to marry you.
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Lesson 9. If you want to be happy for the rest of your life…
Published July 1, 2008 Jimmy Soul 4 CommentsTags: Life, Pretty Girl
I had a beautiful wife, but she left me and shacked up with the paperboy as soon as he turned 18. So, I guess you’re right!
Chance would be a fine thing. I never had a pretty girlfriend, let alone wife! My current girl has a face like a bag of spanners, a complexion that resembles an unwashed potato, and the body of a 52 year old welder. It would be OK if she had a great personality, but her character sucks too!
That, Sir, is patently untrue – I have a beautiful wife, in fact I’m sure there are lots of guys out there who think she’s a MILF, but I guess the voting public didn’t see it. We’ve been married for years, and she’s so hot that I’ve never even looked at another woman.
hey man, it’s kind of true… a couple of years ago when I was just finishing high school, I had a paper delivery round, and there was this blowhard at No. 63 who had the HOTTEST wife you ever saw, and one day when he was out she was sunbathing on the porch and invited me to rub tanning oil on her firm, ample breasts. one thing led to another and then there’s me tapping her ass on this dude’s Black&Decker workbench in the garage. after that, I stopped in most days. she couldn’t get enough. as soon as I was legal age, she ditched the hubby and we ran off together. I didn’t make the mistake of marrying her yet, but she’s not so hot anymore coz now she’s had 2 of my kids and we’re living in a trailer, and i really wish she’d wash her hair, like, at least once a month, but it’s OK, who needs to finish high school anyway?