Got this piece of spam from a well meaning friend yesterday. Advice to avoiding impairing one’s liver according to this health-food nut. Most of these causes seem pretty retarded if you ask me, but I can’t imagine how they missed the big one?
The main causes of liver damage are:
1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are main cause.
2. Not urinating in the morning.
3. Too much eating.
4. Skipping breakfast.
5. Consuming too much medication.
6. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring, and artificial sweetener.
7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible reduce cooking oil use when frying, which includes even the best cooking oils like olive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you are tired, except if the body is very fit.
8. Consuming raw (overly done) foods also add to the burden of liver.
Maintaining good eating habits and time condition are very important for our bodies to absorb and get rid of unnecessary chemicals according to ’schedule.’
my uncle was a real weirdo, used to fill a drinking glass with chopped liver and stick his todger in there, said it felt just like the “real thing”, only better coz you never have to talk to it. wanker, eh?!
I don’t like liver so much, but I sure like spam… like to fry it in thick slabs and put it between toasted bread with a little sliced gherkin…
Sir, I’ve read your article several times, but still can’t figure out what “The Big One” is. Is it some kind of sexual reference?
it’s BOOOOOZE, dumb-ass!
hi, Rusty Nailz here… if yer lookin for a Big One, you should check out my latest movie: Rusty Nailz ‘Em Again Vol 23
Steamy Windows, I suspect you are a virgin spinster, or at best a naive housewife. Would you care to have dinner with me one evening?
Yours hopefully,
Ralph Crapweasel III
Rusty, you pig, you still didn’t pay me for Rusty Nailz ‘Em Again Vol 22!