Surviving the Economic Downturn with King Robert

My Thai hooker friend turned me on to this very fine brand of spirits. Not only is it cost effective – but it’s available at all fine 7-11’s throughout Hong Kong!!!

Its not as bad as you might think!!

Its not as bad as you might think!!

7 Responses to “Surviving the Economic Downturn with King Robert”


  1. 1 Excalibur August 3, 2008 at 2:50 am

    This, Sir, is mighty fine liquor indeed (if not for the taste, then for the price)! Coincidentally, my Thai ex-girlfriend was also a mighty fine licker.

  2. 2 Phil August 3, 2008 at 2:51 am

    I like the gin best, although I use it mainly for cleaning my paint brushes! Long live The King!

  3. 3 prince albert August 3, 2008 at 2:53 am

    An IMPOSTER to the throne! Off with his head!

    p.s. Do you know where I might be able to purchase this stuff in London?

  4. 4 Spiderwebs August 3, 2008 at 2:56 am

    if i’m not mistaken this refers to Robert The Bruce, first King of Scotland, famous for watching a spider try and try again to climb its silken thread, and eventually securing the independence of the Scottish nation forever.

  5. 5 gary August 3, 2008 at 2:57 am

    i went to Scotland once – bloody cold place!

  6. 6 esmerelda downs August 3, 2008 at 3:00 am

    i am not minding the cold if ther ees any nice old scotish man want take care ob nice pilipina gurl. i can cook and iron cloths and will make him bery bery happy and may be he can pay for get my cousin tooths fixed?

  7. 7 King Bob August 3, 2008 at 3:03 am

    I am the REAL King Robert, and no man (or woman, or cheap whisky) can take my place!

    By the way, Esmerelda Downs, can you send me your pix? I live in a castle in Aberdeenshire, and could do with a good woman who can get the yellow stains out of the armpits of my string vests. Thanks.


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