In actual fact, nobody really cares or thinks about anything but themselves. Just about everyone you deal with – at work, at school, or in the shopping mall – is just as self-absorbed as you!!!
So, if you want people to like you, respect you, or even shag you, just remember this: It’s not about you. It’s about them. Always, all the time, and forever, it’s about them. Do not ever (and I mean ever), talk about yourself, your dogs, or what inane TV show you watched last night.
Would you like to make friends with someone? Attract more members of the opposite sex? Be more liked by your boss? Ask them how their health is! They will talk for hours about their problems. Aching backs, migraines, haemorrhoids, high blood pressure…the list never ends. Surveys by the esteemed Dr. Randy Bungga have shown that 8 out of 11 people think they are suffering more than anyone they know, and 3 out of the 11 think they have an incurable disease.
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